- Dr. James Febray: Listen, U.N.C.L.E. must have a way of getting a message to Thrush. Tell them I'll pay millions to get my invention back.
- Illya Kuryakin: They wouldn't be interested.
- Dr. James Febray: Make the offer.
- Illya Kuryakin: They'd take your money and then kill you.
- Dr. James Febray: I'm sorry, Kuryakin. I broke. I didn't mean to, but...
- Illya Kuryakin: It's all right. How long do we have before the gun is ready for testing again?
- Dr. James Febray: Oh, ten, fifteen minutes. But that's time enough for our escape, isn't it?
- Illya Kuryakin: Well, it's not very much time.
- Dr. James Febray: During the fight I started, I grabbed these. Acid. When they're mixed, they explode.
- Illya Kuryakin: I always say that when you're locked in an escape-proof room, it's good to have a physicist with you.