Napoleon Solo: Well, the bookmaker was obviously killed and his records forged to close the case on the imposter.
Alexander Waverly: I trust you were appropriately indignant.
Napoleon Solo: Yes, sir. Particularly to the newspapers.
Alexander Waverly: I needn't remind you you're inviting an attempt on your life.
Napoleon Solo: Isn't that the idea?
Alexander Waverly: Report any such attempts immediately. Unless they're successful.
Jill Denison: Now, look, Mr., uh... uh... Laurence Sylvester Blenman. Would... would you please tell me who you really are?
Napoleon Solo: Napoleon Solo. And I represent an organization designated the U.N.C.L.E.
Jill Denison: U.N.C... U.N.C.L.E.? Well, isn't that some sort of a... a... a spy or secret service organization?
Napoleon Solo: Yeah, something like that. U.N.C.L.E. works for all nations. One of our responsibilities is to suppress any activity that might be a threat to world peace.
Jill Denison: [surprised] In Iowa?
Napoleon Solo: Anywhere.