I tell you, old Granny, she was really unbelievable. She used to make everybody so uncomfortable. She was always stalking around and peering into corners. Locking doors, make sure that no one would steal in behind her. And would you believe it? Every night, before Granny went to sleep, she used to slash away underneath the bed with a poker looking for prowlers.
Was she ever lucky enough to find one?
No. No, that was Granny's constant frustration. But she never quit looking.
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