- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: [the family is playing a round of the '$10,000 Pyramid' board game; Mama asks her chosen category's questions to Olga, who must respond with the correct answers but, comically, cannot] Okay Olga, when you go to the beach, you lie on this...
- Olga Strecknavitch: Cedar plank.
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: No, no, you spread it out in the sand... you can dry off with it...
- Olga Strecknavitch: Newspaper.
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: We'll pass this one.
- [goes on to the next question]
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: Okay, this one's easy. You rub this on your body...
- Olga Strecknavitch: Chicken fat.
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: No, no, uh... it smells like coconut oil...
- Olga Strecknavitch: Steroids.
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: No, no, it comes in a bottle...
- Olga Strecknavitch: Vodka!
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: [getting increasingly impatient] Vodka? Who takes vodka to the beach?
- Olga Strecknavitch: Everybody!
- Olga Strecknavitch: [another round of game questions, this time with Olga asking them to Mama] You give to girl on graduation day...
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: A new car? Uh... a dress? Money? Uh... a trip to Europe?
- Olga Strecknavitch: No. Very valuable... you keep in safe place...
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: Uh... gold? Silver? Platinum?
- Olga Strecknavitch: No, more valuable...
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: Diamonds? Pearls?
- Olga Strecknavitch: So valuable you take with you on vacation...
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: Uh... family heirlooms? Pictures? Uh... silverware?
- Bubba Higgins: Time's up!
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: Damn! What were you trying to get me to say?
- Olga Strecknavitch: Power tools.
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: [extremely annoyed at this point] POWER TOOLS? Who the hell gives power tools for a graduation present?
- Olga Strecknavitch: EVERYBODY!
- Naomi Oates Harper: Boy Ms Harper, we're really skunking you this time!
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: Oh no, this doesn't count, this was just a practice round.
- Vinton Harper: Mama, you say that every time you lose!
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: Well you can't expect her to play right off the bat. Good Lord, the woman drinks vodka at the beach!
- Olga Strecknavitch: [after seeing the cake that Iola made resembling Red Square] Lenin's tomb looks like outhouse.