Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

The Grandparents (2001)

Robert Loggia: Victor Welker

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Quotes 

• Hal : First off, I'm not here to try to sort out the complicated relationship you have with the woman I love. It's not my place. And I know it would be folly to try to put a price on the deep psychological trauma that you've caused Lois through the years. But I'm gonna take a stab at it anyway... $3,000 sound okay to you?

  Grandpa Victor : What?

  Hal : Well, that would pretty much cover the fridge, the collateral damage, pay off a few credit cards, and finally get the transmission fixed in my car.

  Grandpa Victor : Because of what just happened, you want us to loan you $3,000?

  Hal : Please. I know you're uncomfortable lending to family, so let's be clear. With one phone call, I could have your asses thrown in jail for child endangerment. So, this money I'm asking for, it's not a loan. It's blackmail.

  Grandma Ida : He's like your brother Vaslefdt all over again.

• [Victor and Reese are both clutching a live grenade, with the pin missing] 

  Malcolm : Oh, my God! We have to call the police!

  Grandpa Victor : No, no police!

  [throws away the phone with his free hand] 

  Grandpa Victor : There's no reason to panic.

  Malcolm : Yes, there is! You gave Reese a live grenade, and he's a total idiot!

  Reese : He's right, I am!