Malcolm: Those guys are nuts. I'm funny!... Aren't I funny?
Lloyd: To be honest, you can be a little caustic.
Stevie: The word... is arrogant.
Dabney: How about bitter, sarcastic and handsome?
[Lloyd and Stevie turn to look at him]
Dabney: [points somewhere] Hey, she's cute.
Rick: Remember me? 'Moby Rick'?
Rick: That was so hilarious.
Malcolm: I never called you Moby Rick. I called you Rickapotamus, although...
[Rick punches him]
Francis: [finds cadet Finley in a cupboard] Finley, what are you doing in here?
Cadet Finley: Poquito Cabeza!
Francis: Get out of there.
Cadet Finley: I can't. I've been marked by the Brothers of the Apocalypse!
Francis: Please. Five seniors with limited imaginations.
Cadet Finley: Easy for you to say. You've got Stanley protecting you, and you're not holding Poquito Cabeza.
Francis: Would you stop saying "Poquito Cabeza" so much?
Cadet Finley: I can't. Poquito Cabeza! Would you turn in my math homework for me?
Francis: [erasing Finley's name and writing his own] Poor Finley. He's good at math, right?
Brothers of the Apocalypse: [chanting] Finley, Boom-ba-yay. Finley, Boom-ba-yay.
Cadet Finley: [gets carried away by gang] Oh, no. Aaaah!
Cadet Stanley: Hold it. Fruit Loops?
[Finley hands him a cereal box]
Cadet Stanley: Continue.
Cadet Finley: [as gang continues to chant] No! No! No!