Hal:
[
sitting on Craig and patting his belly continuously] Say uncle!
Craig Feldspar:
No!
Hal:
Just say it! We can end this right now with a little dignity if you just say it. One simple word.
Craig Feldspar:
Duncle.
Hal:
Aha, you said duncle. Now you gotta say "uncle" in my butt.
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