It's another family Thanksgiving, as Reese cons Hal and Dewey to help him out with the cooking. Francis and Piama are also there, but they're not even speaking to each other. Lois tries to intervene, but it goes nowhere as Hal prevents her from intervening. Soon after, all the family members start arguing with each other, claiming that this is the worst Thanksgiving ever. Meanwhile, Kirsten has invited Malcolm to her house party. He's having a blast without his family dragging him down and calls it the best Thanksgivng he's ever had in his life. Written by
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Dad, remember the chocolate soufflé I made for Thanksgiving two years ago?
Oh, yeah, that was...
RAT PUKE compared to what I have planned. The crêpes I made last Thanksgiving?
Oh, they were...
CRAP next to what we're having tonight. Don't think of this as a meal. This is like eating the Mona Lisa.