Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
Softball (2004)
Jane Kaczmarek: Lois
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Quotes
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Lois : [coaching Malcolm on the Lucky Aide softball team] OK, remember. It's hips, then shoulders. It's just like that little dance you used to do in your underpants.
Stephanie : [later, the daughter of one of the softball players teases Malcolm] So, can I see the underwear dance?
Malcolm : Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you... Would you?
Stephanie : Slow down, we haven't even kissed yet.
Lois : [Lois wants Malcolm on the practice field] Malcolm, let's go. We've got to get to your zit doctor before five o'clock.
Malcolm : [mortified] Mom!
Lois : What? Awhh, your friend doesn't care about that. Look at her face. She probably goes to the same doctor.
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Craig Feldspar : Hey, Lois, you signin' up for softball?
Lois : I don't need to sign up, Craig, I'm coaching the team this year.
Craig Feldspar : You are?
Lois : Yes. Stu was gonna do it, but his wife got born-again and ruined his Sundays.