Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Secret Boyfriend (2005)

Jane Kaczmarek: Lois Wilkerson

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• Lois : It smells like dead squirrels in the wall again Hal. Oh my God it's you Reese! You smell like an open sewer!

  Reese Wilkerson : And whose fault is that?

  Lois : Yours. All you have to do to stop this nonsense is get a job.

  Reese Wilkerson : Excuse me but I think I made it pretty clear where I stand on that issue.

  Lois : Well you can't stay here like this.

  Reese Wilkerson : Is that an apology?

  Lois : No it is an invitation to live in the backyard.

• Lois : Good morning Reese; you going to get a job today?

  Reese Wilkerson : You know I had a job Mom and looking back on the whole experience I've come to the conclusion that it's just not for me. I am done with the job thing.

  Lois : I am sorry Reese but not working isn't one of your options.

  Reese Wilkerson : Okay I think I know what's going on here. Now look I want you to know that I am not criticizing you and Dad. You obviously don't mind wasting your lives doing meaningless repetitive tasks for unappreciative bosses. I respect that.

  Lois : Do you mind telling me what you intend to do?

  Reese Wilkerson : I'd like to finish my cereal.

  Lois : Alright Reese. That's it! I am tired of fighting you on this. Until you get a job, this free ride is over.