Abe invites Hal to his poker round for the first time. Hal is very excited until he finds out this is not as much fun as he thought ... Because Hal is busy losing his money, Reese has to accompany Lois to dance class where he becomes the center of attention of the elderly ladies. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Stevie both have creative school projects - Malcolm has to write an essay, and Stevie is making a video of this, annoying his best friend to no end. Written by
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Bernard the hamster can be seen in this episode rolling behind Dewey. See more
Hal joins the poker game, and is caught out in a prank. We see his chips change position by camera shot. See more
And, right, left, cha-cha-cha. And remember, God created artificial hips for a reason. Let's *use* them. And, back, two, cha-cha, finish. All right, very good. Everyone, let's pair up.
[the Teacher pairs with Lois, while Reese sees an old woman leering and coming toward him
[thumps Reese on the head
You be a gentleman.
[thinking out loud
It's just like touching a dead person. It's just like touching a dead person.
References My Fair Lady
The Embassy Waltz
Music by Frederick Loewe See more