Schoolboy Malcolm Wilkerson presents his pitiful family: father Hal and bossy mother Lois, both blatant nudists, plus their litter of boys. Malcolm, the middle son, presents the eldest, Francis, as his hero, but he's really an incorrigible rebel, who had to be sent to military school. Younger brothers Reese, Dewey and Jamie are mean and play the fools, so by contrast Malcolm is a genius surrounded and domineered by zombie-relatives. School isn't much better: bully Dave Spath's bunch of ruffians look down on the scrawny smart 'wise-guy', for whom pleasing the teacher means unpopularity with his 'peers'. His only 'friend' is a fellow geek in a wheelchair. It may all change when a teacher discovers he qualifies for an honor class, but does that mean the family's first social advancement as mother hopes or total social disaster as Malcolm fears? Written by
Did You Know?
The name tag Francis wears on his school uniform is "Wilkerson". See more
While Malcolm is painting his picture, his brush has no paint on it. See more
Could you, you know, maybe put a top on?
They're just boobs, lady, you see them in the mirror every morning, and I'm sure yours are a lot nicer than mine.
Written by Dave Cooley and Matt Sims
Performed by Citizen King See more