Schoolboy Malcolm Wilkerson presents his pitiful family: father Hal and bossy mother Lois, both blatant nudists, plus their litter of boys. Malcolm, the middle son, presents the eldest, Francis, as his hero, but he's really an incorrigible rebel, who had to be sent to military school. Younger brothers Reese, Dewey and Jamie are mean and play the fools, so by contrast Malcolm is a genius surrounded and domineered by zombie-relatives. School isn't much better: bully Dave Spath's bunch of ruffians look down on the scrawny smart 'wise-guy', for whom pleasing the teacher means unpopularity with his 'peers'. His only 'friend' is a fellow geek in a wheelchair. It may all change when a teacher discovers he qualifies for an honor class, but does that mean the family's first social advancement as mother hopes or total social disaster as Malcolm fears? Written by
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The name tag Francis wears on his school uniform is "Wilkerson". See more
Right before Lois goes to answer the door, most shots focusing on the three kids on the couch show a weird shape moving at the very left side of the frame, most likely a crew member or the camera protection. See more
Now, you can look at this picture for 60 seconds and I want you to tell me everything that's wrong with it. Okay?
The man only has four fingers.
Right, but this time I want you to really take your time and really look at...
The car's shadow's going the wrong way, the steering wheel's on the wrong side, there's no brake pedal, the words in the mirror should be backwards, the man's watch wouldn't say twelve o'clock if he was looking at a sunset, and I have red paint on my ass. That's right - red ...
Written by Dave Cooley and Matt Sims
Performed by Citizen King See more