Schoolboy Malcolm Wilkerson presents his pitiful family: father Hal and bossy mother Lois, both blatant nudists, plus their litter of boys. Malcolm, the middle son, presents the eldest, Francis, as his hero, but he's really an incorrigible rebel, who had to be sent to military school. Younger brothers Reese, Dewey and Jamie are mean and play the fools, so by contrast Malcolm is a genius surrounded and domineered by zombie-relatives. School isn't much better: bully Dave Spath's bunch of ruffians look down on the scrawny smart 'wise-guy', for whom pleasing the teacher means unpopularity with his 'peers'. His only 'friend' is a fellow geek in a wheelchair. It may all change when a teacher discovers he qualifies for an honor class, but does that mean the family's first social advancement as mother hopes or total social disaster as Malcolm fears? Written by
Did You Know?
When Malcolm's mother tries to convince him to join the gifted class, she says, "Any kid who makes fun of you is a creepy little loser who will wind up working in a car wash." Bryan Cranston, who played Malcolm's father in the show, works in a car wash in Breaking Bad. See more
Stevie, a paraplegic, accidentally moves his legs as he attempts to help right himself after he tips over his wheelchair. See more
I saw his mother at the grocery store, she said you boys ate lunch together.
One time! He rolled his wheelchair over next to me. It's not like I could say go away.
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree
Written by L. Russell Brown
and Irwin Levine
Performed by Tony Orlando & Dawn See more