Malcolm and Reese's teenage neighbor and former babysitter Jessica(see episode #4.13 "Stereo Store") barges into the Wilkerson household and has tricked each of them into believing the other is gay. Meanwhile, Hal's frequent competition with a neighbor who always outdoes his Christmas decorations, includes a new element to his holiday decorations memorializing the Battle of Pearl Harbor. Written by
Daniel Timothy Dey
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As the family is eating pasta, when Lois asks Reese if he wants anymore, the camera is focused on both of them, and his plate is almost empty. However when the camera cuts to just Reese, his plate is full. See more
So the stupid cops let my dad off with another warning! We've lived in this neighborhood for three weeks, and they still haven't carted him off yet!
No! Jessica, you don't get to keep barging in here everyday like you own the place! Go back outside and knock, and then go away!
Seriously, what do you have to do to get popped for drunk and disorderly around here? He was out on the curb in his underpants rolling burning trash cans down the street!
The sad thing is that we're still the worst family...
References Pearl Harbor
Take a Chance on Me
Written by Benny Andersson
and Björn Ulvaeus
Performed by ABBA See more