- Dewey: Mom, Dad. I got a question about school. Let's say I'm making some money. I mean, so much money that the idea of going to school is...
- Hal: You have to go to school.
- Dewey: But what if you're making more than $400-500 a week?
- Lois: [sarcastic] Yeah, Dewey. You start making $400-500 a week, you can quit school.
- Dewey: [happily] Okay.
- Malcolm: This is an official apology. I'm a horrible person and I'm sorry. What I did was horrible, even by our standards. And, let's face it, we've set the bar very low.
- Piama Tananahaakna: I still can't believe you convinced the newspaper to give us another review.
- Francis: Honey, you of all people should know how persuasive I can be.
- Piama Tananahaakna: You cried?
- Francis: Like a baby.