Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
Living Will (2005)
David Anthony Higgins: Craig Feldspar
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Quotes
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Reese : [about fighting dirty] Now, the first thing you need to know is that this is all about pride. Do you have pride, Craig?
Craig Feldspar : Yes.
Reese : Okay, that is not the answer I was looking for. You show me a man with pride and I'll show you a man with limited options.
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[at Lucky Aide, Craig continues to resist his father's offer.]
Craig Feldspar : Dad, what are you doing here? How many times do I have to tell you? No at Malcolm's house. No at Applebee's. And no, as you jogged alongside my car.
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[the boys are teaching Craig how to fight dirty]
Reese : For convenience, we have divided the human body into the three major theaters - the head...
[a watermelon with eggs for eyes]
Reese : ...the torso...
[a garbage bag full of sausages]
Craig Feldspar : What are those?
[points to a bag of plums]
Reese : You know what those are.