Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
Living Will (2005)
Justin Berfield: Reese Wilkerson
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Quotes
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Reese : She can smell the fear. It's the pheromones... so the next time you are going to lie, have a shower first.
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Reese : [about fighting dirty] Now, the first thing you need to know is that this is all about pride. Do you have pride, Craig?
Craig Feldspar : Yes.
Reese : Okay, that is not the answer I was looking for. You show me a man with pride and I'll show you a man with limited options.
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[Lois has just picked up a paralyzed Hal from the hospital after another argument between the doctor and the nurse. He's just sitting there as the boys looked]
Malcolm : What's wrong with him?
Lois : The doctors call it Hysterical Conversion Disorder. It's psychosomatic, apparently he's paralyzed from the waist up.
Malcolm : The waist up?
[Lois is frustrated as Hal starts squrming around with his feet]
Reese : Dad, what is it?
[Lois taps his head to calm him down. It does the work as his right foot pets her leg]
Dewey : I think he's thanking you.
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[the boys are teaching Craig how to fight dirty]
Reese : For convenience, we have divided the human body into the three major theaters - the head...
[a watermelon with eggs for eyes]
Reese : ...the torso...
[a garbage bag full of sausages]
Craig Feldspar : What are those?
[points to a bag of plums]
Reese : You know what those are.
