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[talking about Malcolm's class picnic]

Malcolm: There won't be any meat. They all decided they didn't want to eat anything that has a mother.

Dewey: Cousin Nancy doesn't have a mother.

Lois: That's right. She has two daddies.

Reese: Two guys as your parents? That house has to be a dude's paradise.

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Malcolm: In the wrong hands, these chemicals could make a really powerful stink bomb. My hands look wrong enough.

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Jody: [Jody, Francis' new girlfriend whom he met mere hours ago] Oh my God, you're Francis' dad? He talks about you *all the time*!

Hal: Really? You too!

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Hal: Think they got a beer guy around here?

Lois: This is a charity event at an elementary school.

Hal: Hmmm, so I guess I gotta go to a stand?

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Lois: I brought Brownies.

Dorene: Well, isn't that thoughtful. Are those nuts?

Lois: Walnuts.

Dorene: Well, we can't have that. Some of the children are severely allergic.

Lois: Oh, my gosh, I had no idea. Whose child is allergic?

Dorene: Well, no-one in this class specifically, but you can never be too careful

[dumps the brownies in the trash]

Dorene: Believe me, this wasn't meant to publicly humiliate you. I'm sure they were delicious.

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Dewey: Is Malcolm a robot?

Hal: [sighs] No, son. He's just very, very, very, very, very smart.

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Hal: Dewey, what did I tell you about raw meat?

Dewey: [mouth full of raw meat] I'm not.

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