Having forgotten to pay the bill for the family's health insurance, Hal tries to protect the boys from all accidents for the weekend; meanwhile, Lois accidentally gets Craig into trouble with their co-workers.

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Shelly
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Having forgotten to pay the bill for the family's health insurance, Hal tries to protect the boys from all accidents for the weekend; meanwhile, Lois accidentally gets Craig into trouble with their co-workers.

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7 October 2005 (USA)  »

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Scott Adsit was in a previous episode as Francis' lawyer in Alabama who helped emancipate him from his parents. See more »

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Hal is on the 'phone to the insurance company. The crayon box moves around the table in front of Jamie. See more »

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Hal: [Hal is obsessed with his sons' safety after he learns that his family's lapsed health insurance cannot be re-activated until after the weekend] What does it take to keep you boys safe?... What's the matter with you boys. Don't you realize you could get killed?
Reese: Dad, I'm not gonna die.
Hal: What?
Reese: I'm seventeen.
Hal: And so you can't die?
Reese: I just don't see it happening.
Hal: I got news for you, Reese. Seventeen-year-olds die all the time.
Reese: [scoffing] Come on, Dad. That's just somethin' they tell you to so you stay ...
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Mony Mony
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Written by Bobby Bloom, Ritchie Cordell, Bo Gentry, and Tommy James
Performed by David Anthony Higgins and Jane Kaczmarek (as "Lois Lois")
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