Today is Malcolm's birthday and unfortunately he and Reese are in a long prank war against each other. Meanwhile Francis does battle with a legend about an evil cow at the Grotto Ranch and Hal is forced to enlist Craig Feldspar to help him with a comic book present. Written by
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The complete sequence of events in the escalating feud between Malcolm and Reese is as follows: 1) Malcolm eats a blueberry off Reese's plate 2) Reese gives Malcolm a wet willie 3) Malcolm fills Reese's cap with dirt 4) Reese puts soap in Malcolm's toothpaste 5) Malcolm blows an airhorn at Reese while showering 6) Reese shoots a fire extinguisher into Malcolm's shorts 7) Malcolm covers Reese's head with tape 8) Reese beats Malcolm up 9) Malcolm glues Reese's arm to his forehead 10) Reese distributes Malcolm's baby picture all over school 11) Malcolm shows Reese up before the popular kids 12) Reese steals Malcolm's money 13) Malcolm and Reese play chicken in go-karts and wipe each other out See more
[Fixing dinner, Lois drops a roast on the floor, picks it up, begins to brush it off, and turns to find Dewey watching her
Give Reese a slice from the fuzzy side and I didn't see a thing.