Malcolm sneaks around to date a girl whose father hates him; Hal and Lois become more productive when they can't have sex for a week; Dewey discovers he's an "evil twin"; Francis mediates a dispute between Otto and his cowboy neighbors.
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Malcom's girlfriend (Reagan Dale Neis) also appears as Laura in the season 2 episode Evacuation See more
Nikki's father tells Malcolm that while he was in Vietnam, he was tied to a 'punjab' stick, but there's no such thing. The common Viet Cong weapon used against our troops was the punji stick, a small hidden spike that would pierce through the sole of the combat boot into the foot, plus it was tainted to cause infection. See more
[Otto has just learned that neighboring ranchers have torn down his fences again, as Gretchen arrives with lunch
Gretchen, I did not mean for you to see me in my fury.
[Otto is outdoors, dressed only in a speedo, cowboy hat and boots
Otto, I love your fury. Isn't Otto's fury magnificent, Francis?
I try not to look at his... fury.
If they tear this one down, we will make them suffer as they have *never* suffered.
Or we might consider trying to reach a compromise.
Do I look French to you? No!
Written by Kal Mann
and Billy Strange
Performed by Chubby Checker See more