Malcolm sneaks around to date a girl whose father hates him; Hal and Lois become more productive when they can't have sex for a week; Dewey discovers he's an "evil twin"; Francis mediates a dispute between Otto and his cowboy neighbors.
Did You Know?
Malcom's girlfriend (Reagan Dale Neis) also appears as Laura in the season 2 episode Evacuation See more
Nikki's father tells Malcolm that while he was in Vietnam, he was tied to a 'punjab' stick, but there's no such thing. The common Viet Cong weapon used against our troops was the punji stick, a small hidden spike that would pierce through the sole of the combat boot into the foot, plus it was tainted to cause infection. See more
Our ranch has used this trail for over fifty years. We're not about to stop for a bunch of city boys playing 'horsey.'
Look, just because it's a dude ranch doesn't mean I don't bust my ass the same as you.
[his cell phone suddenly rings, playing 'This old man, he played one... '
Hey, cowboy, your fanny-pack's ringing.
Show and Tell
Written by Jerry Fuller
Performed by Al Green
Sung by Bryan Cranston See more