The family joins a church in order to take advantage of the free day care; Francis concocts a UFO story to help the dude ranch.

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Hal
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Francis (as Christopher Kennedy Masterson)
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Helen
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Pastor Roy
Jackie Harris ...
Donna
Dylan Capannelli ...
Seth (as Dylan Campannelli)
Howard Mann ...
Elderly Man
Jennie Ventriss ...
Elderly Woman
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Don
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The family joins a church in order to take advantage of the free day care; Francis concocts a UFO story to help the dude ranch.

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Comedy

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18 May 2003 (USA)  »

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1.33 : 1
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Trivia

Malcolm only appears in two scenes , both involving babysitting Jamie. See more »

Goofs

Most of the family are at the church for an interview. Malcolm is at home looking after Jamie. We see 'Jamie' holding Malcolm's hair. Then we see a finger holding the doll's arm to Malcolm's head. See more »

Quotes

Dewey: [to the Bible teacher Helen] Like Pastor Roy said, how God is so much bigger and wiser than us, and trying to see what He's thinking would be like an ant trying to see what I'm thinking.
Helen: Yes, exactly. But we can trust in His wisdom, and have faith that He is watching over us.
Dewey: Like me with the anthill in my backyard. I spent days watching the ants, trying to figure out which ones were good, and which ones were bad, but they all just looked like ants, so I started smiting all of them.
Helen: Well that's ...
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Amazing Grace
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Written by John Newton
Performed by Justin Berfield (as "Amazing Race")
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