Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

College Recruiters (2006)

Jane Kaczmarek: Lois Wilkerson

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• Dewey : [duffel bag in hand]  I'm all packed up.

  Hal : Good for you. Are you going somewhere?

  Lois : He's going to Francis's. Let's go over the rules again. When you are on the bus, what are you to do?

  Dewey : Talk to no-one, don't let anyone sit next to me, try to look sickly and learning-impaired, cough every few minutes, and nose-picking's OK.

  Lois : Encouraged! And what if you're on the bus for a few hours, and you have to go to the bathroom *really, really bad*?

  Dewey : Still don't go.

  Lois : That's my boy!

• Lois : [to Hal about Raduca]  Did you see the way she talks to him? She has broken his spirit.

  Hal : He's not our Reese anymore.

  Lois : I know. It's fantastic.

  Hal : Yeah.

• Lois : [to Reese]  The INS is denying Raduca's request for a green card. They're questioning the validity of your marriage. They want her to report to their office tomorrow. You said Raduca had a tail?

  Reese : Might have a tail! I don't know what the hell is going on back there!