As Lois and Hal write their wills in preparation for the baby's birth, they recall various colorful incidents with their four current children.
Did You Know?
[referring to Francis
You honestly don't see your part in all of this? Parents' Weekend at the military school, you two got into a swordfight. You dragged him off the field in the middle of a Tee-Ball game because you thought he gave you a look. His first words were, '*You* shut up.' Lois, you two have been at each other's throats since the day he was born.
He started it.