As Lois and Hal write their wills in preparation for the baby's birth, they recall various colorful incidents with their four current children.

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Hal
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Francis (archive footage) (as Christopher Kennedy Masterson)
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Malcolm (archive footage)
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Mrs. White (archive footage)
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Ida (archive footage)
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Victor (archive footage)
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Off. Karl (archive footage)
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Eric Hansen (archive footage)
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Cynthia Sanders (archive footage)
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Stevie Kenarban (archive footage)
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Commandant Edwin Spangler (archive footage)
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Jackie (archive footage)
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As Lois and Hal write their wills in preparation for the baby's birth, they recall various colorful incidents with their four current children.

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20 April 2003 (USA)  »

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Only episode of Malcolm In The Middle to not star Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) See more »

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Hal: [re: Francis] You honestly don't see your part in all of this? Parents' Weekend at the military school, you two got into a swordfight. You dragged him off the field in the middle of a Tee-Ball game because you thought he gave you a look. His first words were, '*You* shut up.' Lois, you two have been at each other's throats since the day he was born.
Lois: [pause] He started it.
Hal: What?
Lois: Nothing.
Hal: No, you said he started it. What does that mean?
Lois: Just leave me alone.
Hal: How the hell can a baby start anything?
Lois: I...
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1812 Overture
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Composed by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
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