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"The Magnificent Seven" The Collector (TV Episode 1998) Poster

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Vin: [to Guy Royal] Well, you're collectin' days are over.

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Ezra Standish: What are you attempting to suggest, Mr. Tanner?

Vin: I'm suggesting that you have more than three hundred dollars tucked right there in that fancy boot.

Ezra Standish: What, do you think I'm going to donate to this wizened crone - no offense, Ma'am. Have you taken leave of your senses?

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Vin: You probably don't know this, but Ezra here's a gambler.

Nettie Wells: He sure ain't a ranch hand.

Ezra: Thank you.

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Nettie Wells: [about the $300] Thank you.

Ezra: Oh, don't thank me, that's Robin Hood over there.

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Vin: A man never drown himself in his own sweat, Ezra.

Ezra: A gentleman does not debase himself by engaging in menial labor.

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Vin: Dammit, Bob, you just eat a dead animal?

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Ezra Standish: Just don't blow up the son of a bitch who's wearing my coat.

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Guy Royal: [to Nettie] Tomorrow, you'll leave the territory. Tell anybody I was here, I'm gonna throw your niece to my men; I'm gonna burn your house down with you in it.

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Chris: Would you be interested in partaking in a little show of force?

Buck: Show of force? Why, hell, that's my middle name!

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Nettie Wells: I ain't used to gentlemanly behavior.

Vin: Aw, hell, I ain't no gentleman, ma'am. I just think a woman of your courage deserves an escort.

Nettie Wells: Ain't courage - it's my dander that's got up.

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[looking at a poster advertising a touring floor show]

Josiah Sanchez: Yahweh has answered my prayers.

Nathan Jackson: What's Yahweh?

Josiah Sanchez: God to you.

Nathan Jackson: Prayin' for "Gettin' Gertie's Garter" to come into town?

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Guy Royal: I'm gonna tell you how it is: I believe in God, guns and get-the-hell-off-my-property.

Vin: That's nice. Now I'm going to tell *you* how it is. I believe your men aren't good enough to face us and you're just a coward who threatens old women. Soon as you give us what we came for, we'll get the hell off your property.

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Guy Royal: This is my damned country, boy!

Vin: Ours, too.

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Buck: Men like Royal, they don't walk away from the poker table just 'cause you call 'em.

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Marshal 'Top Hat' Bob Spikes: Just so's you know: I will cook and eat the liver of any man that puts a bullet in Chris Larrabee before I can do my job.

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Buck: Now, what I'm suggestin' is that you let J.D. in on your talents.

Casey Wells: I can rope, ride and spit faster and further than any man!

Buck: Hmmm... Those are mighty admirable qualities, ma'am, but J.D. might not be man enough to handle 'em.

Casey Wells: J.D. is more of a man than you'll...!

Buck: Will you hush now, little girl! Hush! You sit down... settle down... let me talk to you for a second. Now, I want you to consider this. Okay, maybe you should think about combin' your hair - you got beautiful hair. You can wipe off a little of that mud so he can see that pretty face. And about that smile! Yeah, and have you heard of somethin'? It-it's called a dress...

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Vin: He said he would cut your eye out.

Chris: 'Top Hat' Bob Spikes? I've never heard of him.

Vin: He ain't one that would be easy to forget. He could kill a man with his breath alone.

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Chris: Who the hell are you?

Marshal 'Top Hat' Bob Spikes: You're a low-down Yankee liar if you say we've never met!

Buck: Seems to me a man would remember an ugly, one-eyed coward, six and a half feet tall, with no hair and a sissy hat.

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Marshal 'Top Hat' Bob Spikes: Chris Larrabee, you've been scared of runnin' into me since we met.

Chris: There's a couple of ladies I'm scared of runnin' into, but you're not one of 'em.

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Marshal 'Top Hat' Bob Spikes: I ain't leavin' without Larrabee's eye.

Guy Royal: You take care of my business, Marshal, and you're welcome to whatever part of his anatomy you choose.

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[last lines]

Vin: 'Fore she died, she told me, "Boy, you're a Tanner. Don't you ever forget that!" Even though I was just a little fella, those words have echoed in my heart to this day. Reckon I just want to live up to bein' a Tanner.

Nettie Wells: You do, son. You do.

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[discussing Casey Wells]

J.D.: She ain't hardly even a girl.

Buck: If you were any blinder, J.D, you'd be walking into walls.

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