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"The Magic School Bus" Inside Ralphie (TV Episode 1994) Poster

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Arnold Perlstein: I think Ralphie shouldn't have stayed home today.

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Ralphie Tennelli: [after the bus enters his mouth to get to his throat; muffled] Cool. I've never seen that from the outside before.

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Ms. Valerie Frizzle: As I always say, for every trip, there's a road map.

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Arnold Perlstein: The trick here is, *not* to make eye contact.

[whistles]

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Ralphie Tennelli: [pulling back his bandage to reveal his partly clotted scab] Is it just me, or does it say - this way in?

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Ralphie Tennelli: [seeing the rest of the class setting up their TV equipment in his room] Is it just me, or is my entire class standing in my room?

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Keesha Franklin: The FNN news team is nearing the disaster area.

[the bus plunges down Ralphie's throat to get to his vocal cords]

Keesha Franklin: In a moment we'll have live footage.

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Ralphie Tennelli: [typing at his computer; first lines] I told them I'd have an idea for broadcast day.

[coughs]

Ralphie Tennelli: So I'll have an idea for broadcast day.

[coughs more]

Ralphie Tennelli: Why don't I have an idea for broadcast day?

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Wanda Li: [in shock over Ralphie's absence on broadcast day] We can't do it without him!

Carlos Ramon: And we go on in an hour!

Dorothy AnnTim JamalKeesha Franklin: Where *is* he?

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Ralphie Tennelli: If I get an idea, I'll still have time to phone it in.

[continues typing at his computer]

Ralphie Tennelli: That's it, a phone-in!

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Ms. Valerie Frizzle: [speaking into a megaphone from the bus] Ah, it was your idea, Ralphie. We're here to get the inside story.

Ralphie Tennelli: Inside story? Inside what? What about broadcast day?

Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Think, Ralphie. Where is all the action right now?

Ralphie Tennelli: The action?

[Liz squeezes his nose to try to see what's going on down his throat]

Ralphie Tennelli: Liz, what're you doing? Hang on a second - the action is all inside me. What a great idea. Broadcast day could about what's going on inside me.

Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Excellent, Ralphie.

[rolling her tongue]

Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Rrrrrrrrrroll tape!

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Carlos Ramon: [after Ralphie places the bus next to the partly covered scab on his knee] It's a short cut. Get it, short cut?

Phoebe TereseArnold PerlsteinDorothy AnnKeesha Franklin: Carlos, yuck!

Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Excellent observation, Carlos. Seatbelts, everyone!

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Dorothy Ann: Could we travel through his bloodstream to get to his throat?

Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Absolutely, Dorothy Ann.

[rhythmically]

Ms. Valerie Frizzle: We'll take the Trans-Ralphie Highway System, and here we go! Wahoo!

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Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Ah, now that we're inside Ralphie's throat tissue, time for some on-the-spot reporting - up close and personal.

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Arnold Perlstein: Is Ralphie staying home from school today, Ms. Frizzle?

Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Yes, I'm afraid so, Arnold.

Wanda Li: [worrying, then shaking Arnold] What're we gonna do, what're we gonna do, what're we gonna do?

Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Why, we're taking school to him, of course! To the bus!

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Ralphie Tennelli: This is Ralphie for FNN News. My entire class has just dived deep into my cut, and it doesn't even hurt!

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Tim Jamal: What are those?

Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Those are tiny, tiny blood vessels. They're all part of the bloodstream.

[casts a spell to shrink the bus to fit into one of Ralphie's blood vessels]

Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Eeny-meeny-miny-moooooooooe!

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Ms. Valerie Frizzle: Well, we may have won the battle, class, but he's still fighting the war.

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Ms. Valerie Frizzle: [as she enlarges the bus back to its size big enough for everyone else to interview Ralphie one last time, after he sneezes them out] Second floor, boy's socks - going up!

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Dorothy Ann: Are we doing broadcast day from Ralphie's room, Ms. Frizzle?

Ms. Valerie Frizzle: What better place to take chances, make mistakes...?

Carlos Ramon: And it sure is - messy!

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Keesha Franklin: [after she and the rest of the class have been enlarged after Ralphie sneezes them out, she heads to Ralphie to interview him one last time] This is Keesha still reporting to you live from FNN. We are now back in Ralphie's room.

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