[phone rings and answering machine starts
Hi, this is MacGyver. We all know how these things work so when you hear the beep, go for it.
MacGyver, pick up if your there. You ever head of staying at home? Never mind. This is your good buddy, Jack. Listen, I got myself into just a touch of trouble down here in Bayonne County, Arkansas. Little hoedown town called Smiley, to be exact. In fact, it's more than a touch of trouble. I really out done myself this time. I need you help, ...