Black marketeers are stealing everything not nailed to the ground, including medical supplies. As Henry proudly polishes his 100+ year old antique oak desk, the entire 4077 shipment of hydrocortisone is stolen. Radar suggests Trapper and Hawkeye visit Charlie Lee (Jack Soo), one of the most notorious "salesmen" of stolen American goods. Charlie seems to have samples of everything in his office but the doctors find the one thing Charlie is lacking. If Radar can keep Maj. Burns from recognizing Lin, (Robert Ito) Charlie's driver, and if Henry does not recognize Charlie, the doctors may "pull it out" to everyone's satisfaction ...but Henry's. Written by
Did You Know?
The title was based on a nursery rhyme of the same name. See more
Twice in dialog (around the 9 or 10 min mark) between Hawkeye, Trapper & Charlie Lee they refer to "Southeast Asia" as their location. Korea is in East Asia. See more
Hey, haven't you got a relative who's a general?
You know how it is. We all look alike.
Un dì, felice, eterea
Written by Giuseppe Verdi
Performed by Alan Alda See more