M*A*S*H (1972–1983)
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Sometimes You Hear the Bullet 

Hawkeye's childhood buddy drops by, and reveals that he is writing a book about his experiences in the infantry - experiences that may hit a little too close to home.

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Margaret's in the mood for love...just until Frank gets near her, dips her and blows out his back. Margaret and Frank nag at Henry, until Henry recommends Frank for the Purple Heart for his "frontline" injury. A genuine hero and old friend of Hawkeye, Tommy Gillis, visits the 4077; he used to be a correspondent, reporting the war; but now, he is a foot soldier, living the war. Tommy tells Hawkeye and Trapper about his novel "You Never Hear The Bullet," of which he is very proud. A young Marine, Wendell (Ronny Howard) visits the 4077 with a burst appendix. At first, Hawkeye promises to keep it secret when he learns Wendell is actually Walter, the 15-year-old younger brother, trying to impress the girl back home. But after Tommy dies on the table, Hawkeye cries; Henry tells Hawkeye two immutable truths about war. Rule #1 is apparent: Tommy is dead; but, Hawkeye realizes he CAN do something to change Rule #2. lt would involve breaking a promise... and invoking the Order of the Purple ... Written by LA-Lawyer

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Comedy | Drama | War

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28 January 1973 (USA)  »

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The title is based on the title of the book that Corproal Gillis plans to write about his experience in Korea. See more »

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Walter/Wendell leans over on his right side while trying to 'hot-wire' the Jeep. A patient recovering from appendectomy could not exert themselves in that manner. See more »

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Maj. Frank Burns: Well, yes, Colonel, I've, um, put in for the Purple Heart.
Henry Blake: But according to your accident report, you tripped in the mud on the way to the shower.
Maj. Frank Burns: Yes.
Henry Blake: Is that the way you want it announced at the award ceremony? Tripped in the mud on the way to the shower?
Maj. Frank Burns: Well, well, I, I...
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan: Sir, this injury was sustained at a front-line unit. Technically that makes it battle-connected.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: [entering] On that basis, we'll be handing out medals for social diseases.
Maj. Frank Burns: What are you doing here, Pierce?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Well, I have a ...
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I'm in the Mood for Love
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Music by Jimmy McHugh
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A Really Poignant Episode
23 February 2015 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Hawkey meets up with an old friend who is a writer, working near the front. They joke around about their shenanigans as young men. He is writing a book about what it is like to be in combat with the detail that a young soldier who had been shot said he never heard the bullet. There is a subplot that Frank Burns has applied for a purple heart because while on a tryst with Hot Lips, his back went out and he is thrown on the ground in front of her tent to avoid embarrassment. He sees this as "injured in a war zone." There is also a fight between two injured guys in post-op over a stolen salami. Back to the real story, a young guy named Wendel (played by Ronnie Howard) who has lied to get into the Marines (he is only 16). He confesses that his only reason for being there is to get a medal and show up a girlfriend that jilted him. Things heat up when Hawkeye's friend is brought in in critical condition. This is one of those memorable episodes with a quote that is always brings the horrors of war into focus.


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