M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Rainbow Bridge (1974)
Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan
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Quotes
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Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Colonel Blake. Major Burns is here to volunteer for this extremely dangerous and patriotic mission.
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Is that right, Frank?
Maj. Frank Burns : You heard me.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Frank would volunteer for a firing squad. Or to be in front of it.
Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : Or both.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Colonel, I protest this attack on Major Burns' character in his absence.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Actually, we're attacking his absence of character.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : [about a patient in O.R] You can do this, Major.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : I'm not sterile.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Congratulations.
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Maj. Frank Burns : But, uh, what about the danger? I've got to be honest... I'm afraid of death.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Nobody's crazy about it, Frank. But sometimes it's necessary.
Maj. Frank Burns : There is another consideration: I'm a married man.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : [Glaring] No kidding? I'd forgotten. You haven't mentioned her for three or four hours.
Maj. Frank Burns : Well, talking about my wife is really hitting me below the belt at a time like this.