M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Preventative Medicine (1979)

Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger

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Quotes 

• Col. Sherman T. Potter : Send in the boogie-woogie bugle beak.

  Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : [to Klinger]  He wants to talk to you.

  Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Klinger enters, holding a dead chicken]  Foo-raka-saki.

  Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Same to you.

  Col. Sherman T. Potter : Now, listen, Klinger. I've had enough of this.

  Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Chuck-a, chuck-a, floy-doy.

  Col. Sherman T. Potter : So help me, you give one more doy-floy...

  Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Floy-doy.

  Col. Sherman T. Potter : Do you hear me?

  Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I'm in a trance.

  Col. Sherman T. Potter : All right. That's it.

  Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I'm telling the spirits to put your soul in a half-nelson.

  Col. Sherman T. Potter : Klinger, you want a curse? I'll give you a curse. You've got guard duty and K.P. till further notice, starting right now.

  Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Aw, sir...

  Col. Sherman T. Potter : Boogie-woogie!

  Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I'm going, I'm going! How come when YOU say it, it works?

  Col. Sherman T. Potter : [pointing to his colonel hat]  Because MY bird is more powerful than your bird.