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"M*A*S*H" Pressure Points (TV Episode 1982) Poster

(TV Series)

(1982)

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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: The gravy was better than usual tonight... you could cut it with a fork.

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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: You cut onions with my Swiss Army Knife?

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III: No, a Swiss Army officer did it.

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Col. Sherman T. Potter: Did you bump into anyone else?

Maj. Sidney Freedman: Just Larry, Moe and Curly over in the Swamp.

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Maj. Sidney Freedman: Major, I've never seen you in your summer uniform.

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III: This is the real me

Maj. Sidney Freedman: Sorry to hear that.

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Maj. Sidney Freedman: [waking up to the sounds of BJ and Hawkeye yelling at Charles] I don't believe it; this is where we said goodnight!

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Cpl.: Colonel, I have bad news that I have absolutely nothing to do with... the surgeons are tearing apart the Swamp from limb to limb.

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Col. Sherman T. Potter: They keep inventing new ways to kill each other. Why can't they invent a way to end this stupid war?

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