Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: The gravy was better than usual tonight... you could cut it with a fork.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: You cut onions with my Swiss Army Knife?
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III: No, a Swiss Army officer did it.
Col. Sherman T. Potter: Did you bump into anyone else?
Maj. Sidney Freedman: Just Larry, Moe and Curly over in the Swamp.
Maj. Sidney Freedman: Major, I've never seen you in your summer uniform.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III: This is the real me
Maj. Sidney Freedman: Sorry to hear that.
Maj. Sidney Freedman: [waking up to the sounds of BJ and Hawkeye yelling at Charles] I don't believe it; this is where we said goodnight!
Cpl.: Colonel, I have bad news that I have absolutely nothing to do with... the surgeons are tearing apart the Swamp from limb to limb.