Survivors of last night's 3-day party are barely able to fall in for roll call...most are falling over instead. The peace talks at Panmunjom are not going as well as expected. Only Margaret is happy: she and Donald finally have a date in Tokyo next weekend so they can hold their own marital peace talks. Radar is surprised his spleen is intact when he hands Margaret a telegram from Donald but his office door is a gone pecan. The camp mood is foul: Potter threatens the next person to snap at the Padre and is chagrined when he is that person. Everyone is exhausted. When Colonel Potter announces the Army increased the mandatory rotation points for discharge from 36 to 45, it hits long-time surgeon, Hawkeye, like a pile driver. Then, his pal Margaret announces her bad news; it all combines to send Hawkeye into a red rage. He pulls one of his zany stunts and ends up making the entire 4077 feel brighter. "Sub-moronic fruitcake" or not, the anti-green peace delegate gets a welcome home he ... Written by
25 September 1978 (USA)
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(RCA Photophone Sound Recording)
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When Hawkeye returns to the camp, he mistakes everyone's red attire (and hair) for a Red Skelton
tribute. Skelton was a longtime popular comedian in radio, movies and television. See more
When Hawkeye leaves for the peace talks, the rear seat in the jeep he is driving is loose and bouncing around. When he returns the seat is in its proper place. See more
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce
Come on, join hands. Everybody join hands and say, 'Howdy!' Come on. It's just one little word. You mean you can't even get together on one little word? What's the matter here? I don't understand. You know what to do why can't you just do it? People are dying out there! You've got to stop it! You can't wait anymore! You can't!
Red Sails in the Sunset
Music by Will Grosz See more