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"M*A*S*H" Of Moose and Men (TV Episode 1975) Poster

(TV Series)

(1975)

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[Sgt. Zale, drunk, has broken his hand]

B.J.: Congratulations, Sergeant. You've just turned your right hand into a maraca. Once I set it, you can sit in with the relief band.

Zale: How come I don't feel no pain?

B.J.: It's swimming upstream against the bourbon.

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B.J.: Hard day at the office?

Hawkeye: I put a colonel back together. I used the spare parts of two majors.

B.J.: Good thinking.

Hawkeye: You?

B.J.: Nothing today. Set Sergeant Zale's hand yesterday. Got a "Dear John" from his wife and tried to go ten rounds with the mess tent stove.

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B.J.: [asking Hawkeye, after noticing Frank scouring the ground with a metal detector] What's Frank up to?

Hawkeye: I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.

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Hawkeye: [opens a ceramic pot, and proves to Frank that it wasn't a bomb he saw the Koreans bury] It's a Kimchi pot, Frank. KIMCHI!

[turns to BJ]

Hawkeye: Pickled cabbage. They ferment it in the ground. There's millions of these buried all over Korea!

B.J.: I'd get title to this land, Major. Before word gets out.

Major Franklin Marion Burns: Huh?

Hawkeye: Don't you understand man, you've struck cole slaw!

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Colonel Spiker: [to Hawkeye] You don't give a hoot about military courtesy, do you? All you doctors care about is medicine!

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