M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Major Fred C. Dobbs (1973)

Wayne Rogers: Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre

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• Trapper : It's a little chilly out there, how bout a drink?

  Hawkeye : If you need a reason to drink, you shouldn't.

  Trapper : A double or a triple?

  Hawkeye : How about the first quintuple martini in medical history? How about you Frank, one for the road?

  Frank Burns : I make it a point never to drink with strangers and as of right now, I don't know either one of you.

  Hawkeye : It's chilly in here too. Make Frank a Shirley Temple and put it on my tab.

  Frank Burns : You're nothing but common drunks.

  Hawkeye : That is a rumor started by people I've fallen over.

  Frank Burns : Laugh now, but when this war is over, I'll go back to my Country Club and my 30 foot yacht, and you two will be ship's doctors on a garbage scow somewhere.

  Hawkeye : The typical love/hate complex. Freud said it best when he said, "Never ask for light chocolates."

  Frank Burns : You're both a disgrace to the medical profession, let alone the United States Army.

  Trapper : He's beginning to soften.

• Trapper : You think maybe we finally went too far?

  Hawkeye : I don't know, I was too busy going too far.