The original Swamp Rats (Spearchucker, Trapper and Hawkeye) are happy for their CO when Radar reads the telegram from Gen. Hammond. The 4077 has the best and highest efficiency rating of all the M*A*S*H units in Korea and Henry is receiving a citation. But the citation comes with a promotion in Tokyo, leaving Frank in charge. Like the other Huns, Frank has no consideration for the officers, NCOs or enlisted men. He expects Radar to work past 2 a.m., and then he orders reveille at dawn, calisthenics and snap inspections. Then Frank gets really mean: he steals the still. Desperate times scream incessantly for desperate measures. Thank MacArthur that doctors are trained to measure... Written by
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The comic book that Radar is reading, is the January 1969 issue of Captain Savage and His Battlefield Raiders; the episode takes place in 1951. See more
[after receiving an award
You people, you great doctors and you swell gals, who made this possible, are just too numerous to mention, but I'm mighty grateful to all of you - right down to my Right Hand, Cpl. Radar O'Reilly, who incidentally is in command of this unit, and just uses me as a front.
[Henry laughs nervously as everyone else stands stone-faced
Cocktails for Two
Music by Arthur Johnston
Lyrics by Sam Coslow
Sung by Alan Alda See more