The original Swamp Rats (Spearchucker, Trapper and Hawkeye) are happy for their CO when Radar reads the telegram from Gen. Hammond. The 4077 has the best and highest efficiency rating of all the M*A*S*H units in Korea and Henry is receiving a citation. But the citation comes with a promotion in Tokyo, leaving Frank in charge. Like the other Huns, Frank has no consideration for the officers, NCOs or enlisted men. He expects Radar to work past 2 a.m., and then he orders reveille at dawn, calisthenics and snap inspections. Then Frank gets really mean: he steals the still. Desperate times scream incessantly for desperate measures. Thank MacArthur that doctors are trained to measure... Written by
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A number of vehicles in the Tokyo establishing are anachronisms, including a 1956 Datsun 112, a 1954 Mitsubishi B280 and a 1958 Orient Type B. The episode is set in 1951. See more
[after receiving an award
You people, you great doctors and you swell gals, who made this possible, are just too numerous to mention, but I'm mighty grateful to all of you - right down to my Right Hand, Cpl. Radar O'Reilly, who incidentally is in command of this unit, and just uses me as a front.
[Henry laughs nervously as everyone else stands stone-faced
If I Knew You Were Comin' I'd've Baked a Cake
Written by Al Hoffman
, Bob Merrill
and Al Trace
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