M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Divided We Stand (1973)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
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Quotes
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Frank Burns : Why is someone's appendix in this boot?
Hawkeye : Because the other one is full of tonsils.
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Frank Burns : We were just, um... going over tomorrow's duty roster.
Lt. Col. Henry Braymore Blake : The one on my desk?
Major Margaret Houlihan : He means yesterday's duty roster tomorrow.
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Hawkeye : [speaking to Capt. Hildebrand about himself, Trapper, and Frank Burns] We're thinking of going into practice together when we get home. Isn't that right, Trap?
Captain John McIntyre : Yeah. We're going to open our own clinic, the three of us.
Frank Burns : That's right. The three of us war buddies would run the place.
Hawkeye : Frank would park the cars.
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Frank Burns : Well, a shave wouldn't be a bad start. You both look more like bums than doctors.
Captain John McIntyre : Actually, I was, uh, thinking of becoming a bum doctor, but the proctology class was full.