Hawkeye pens another letter to his father, detailing the day-to-day insanity of living in the camp, including a bet with Trapper that nobody will notice if Hawkeye dines naked. A new surgeon, Captain Casey, does brilliant work but has dubious credentials. Written by
Did You Know?
Frank got his nickname "Ferret Face", not from Hawkeye, but from his brother as a child. He confesses this to Hawkeye after getting drunk on gin from the Swamp's still. See more
Hawkeye walks into the mess tent naked, but in several shots, his boxers can be seen. See more
Major Franklin Marion Burns
Can't you ever be serious?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
I tried it once, but everybody laughed.
References King Kong
One for My Baby (and One More for the Road)
Music by Harold Arlen
Lyrics by Johnny Mercer
Sung by Larry Linville See more