Major Charles Winchester: By the way, you realize you didn't include anything in the time capsule from the infamous Major Burns.
Hawkeye: I was thinking about putting in his scalpel, but I didn't want to include any deadly weapons.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: [hands over a fishing lure, for the time capsule] Here. I fished with this a few times. Hawkeye told me it belonged to Colonel Blake. Let it stand for all the men who never came home.
Hawkeye: I figure since we're burying everything else, why not the hatchet.
Hawkeye: [Hands over a teddy bear] This belonged to Radar; he left it for me. Let it stand for all the soldiers who came over as boys, and left as men.
Major Charles Winchester: Major Charles Winchester:
[when Rizzo bumps into him]
Major Charles Winchester: Get out of the way, you chitlin!
Sergeant Luther Rizzo: Sergeant Luther Rizzo:
[speaking low after Winchester moves on]
Sergeant Luther Rizzo: Man's gonna kiss my chitlins!