- [Lucy Ricardo creeps into her bedroom where renter Danny Thomas is sleeping. Waters her neglected plant and knocks over a glass]
- Danny Williams: [Half awake] Honey? Honey, is that you?
- Lucy Ricardo: [out of view of Danny and not wanting her intrusion to be discovered] Huh?
- Danny Williams: Is that you, Kathy?
- Lucy Ricardo: Uh-huh.
- Danny Williams: Aren't you going in to New York, baby?
- Lucy Ricardo: Uh-uh.
- Danny Williams: Oh good. I'm glad. How about getting daddy a cup of coffee? Huh? Sweetheart? A cup of coffee, dear.
- [Lucy quickly disguises herself in Kathy's housecoat]
- Danny Williams: I don't think it's such a hot idea, this commuting, honey. I miss you. You miss me?
- Lucy Ricardo: Uh-huh.
- Danny Williams: I miss you a lot. I don't get to see you much more any more. Living in the country like this.
- [Lucy ties Kathy's kerchief around her head, completing her disguise]
- Danny Williams: Sweetie?
- Lucy Ricardo: Yeah?
- Danny Williams: How about that coffee?
- Lucy Ricardo: Um-hum.
- [tries to casually stroll past the bed. Danny playfully slaps her on the backside, mortifying her]
- Danny Williams: Morning, beautiful! Come here, lover.
- [Pulls her to bed with her back facing him and kisses her back and neck, while Lucy grimaces in horror]
- Kathy Williams: I would like to know what your wife was doing in our bedroom, scratching my husband's back!
- Danny Williams: Yeah, so would I.
- Kathy Williams: You be quiet!
- Ricky Ricardo: Why were you scratching his back?
- Lucy Ricardo: Why was I scratching his back?
- Ricky Ricardo: You heard me!
- Lucy Ricardo: He asked me to.
- Kathy Williams: Ah, hah. WHY did you ask her to scratch your back?
- Ricky Ricardo: Yeah, why, WHY?
- Danny Williams: [wide-eyed and innocently] It itched.