The Lucy Show (TV Series)

Lucy Misplaces $2,000 (1962)

Lucille Ball: Lucy Carmichael

Quotes 

• Mr. Barnsdahl : [going over Lucy's checkbook]  Your addition is perfect.

  Lucy Carmichael : Thank you.

  Mr. Barnsdahl : However, when we write a check, we do not add to our balance, we subtract. How could you have made such a mistake?

  Lucy Carmichael : Well, to tell you the truth, I - I don't like subtraction.

• Lucy Carmichael : [to elephant standing on a $500 bill]  Pardon me, but if you lift your foot, I promise to vote Republican.