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(TV Series)

(1991)

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Lovejoy: Will you meet him?

Tinker Dill: Why not? Looks like rain.

Lovejoy: Rain stops play.

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Major Chatfield: Lovejoy, I'll be honest.

Lovejoy: Major, must you?

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Whiteman: [In an authoratative manner] We'd like you to do something for us, Lovejoy.

Lovejoy: What's in it for me? I don't work for God, Queen, or country... only for cash!

Whiteman: [to Jenkins] Tell him what's in it for him.

Jenkins: [Menacingly] Good health.

Lovejoy: I knew it would be one of those smart ass answers.

Whiteman: [Menacingly] A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.

Lovejoy: [Sheepishly] Sorry.

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