- Whiteman: [In an authoratative manner] We'd like you to do something for us, Lovejoy.
- Lovejoy: What's in it for me? I don't work for God, Queen, or country... only for cash!
- Whiteman: [to Jenkins] Tell him what's in it for him.
- Jenkins: [Menacingly] Good health.
- Lovejoy: I knew it would be one of those smart ass answers.
- Whiteman: [Menacingly] A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
- Lovejoy: [Sheepishly] Sorry.