Stacy begins to regret her decision to avoid Mark's amorous advances. Lou and Nora look high and low for for the diamonds. Helen thinks that Bill is really interested in Lisa instead of her and wants to marry her. Paul regrets his decision to fool his new boss with a fake family when he falls in love with one of the cheerleaders. Elliot and Sella continue to bicker with each other until they each reveal a secret they've each been hiding. Written by
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The segment title is based upon Henny Youngman
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The Love Boat
Written by Paul Williams
and Charles Fox
Performed by Jack Jones See more