Two American women (Barbi Benton and Susan Silo) pretend they are French, in order to get men and gifts; Julie is wooed by a man (Frankie Avalon) who runs a computer-dating service and offers his computer matchmaking for the Valentine's Day cruise; a woman (Patty Duke Astin) is haunted by another passenger (Ricky Nelson), who has amnesia. Written by
Did You Know?
First acting credit (where she plays a scripted character) for Shelley Long
. Interestingly, she plays a bookish intellectual who is mismatched with a vain narcissist (named Sam) who can't appreciate her for who she is. The same situation would later make her famous fours years later on the TV show Cheers
(1982). See more
[after "accidentally" dumping a glass of red wine on Gopher's white uniform coat
Oh, Gopher, je suis desolée!
Ship's Purser 'Gopher' Smith
[trying to dry himself off
Je suis Beaujolais!