- Art Donovan: [impressed with Lou's hospital nurse, Leslie] When you press this button, she comes?
- Lou Grant: [groggy] Yeah, sooner or later.
- Art Donovan: I gotta get one of these.
- Mrs. Pynchon: [Visiting Lou at home, Mrs. Pynchon notices Lou has got a soap opera on] Well, Kristie's up to her old tricks again, I see.
- Lou Grant: You watch this show?
- Mrs. Pynchon: Well, not recently, but I got hooked on it when I was laid up.