- Lou Grant: Look, I have it on good authority, that we haven't been pursuing 18 to 39 year old women enough.
- Art Donovan: Lord knows, I'm doing my best.
- Michael Barton: You know what always interests me, and what would interest a lot of our readers?
- The Animal: Pictures of me in a swimsuit.
- Michael Barton: Heh, heh, no. Close.
- Billie Newman: [about a new idea for a news story] Of course, it's not 'zippy' or 'zingy'...
- Lou Grant: It's not sexy, it's not about women 18 to 39, it's not fun... I love it.
- Mrs. Pynchon: [hypothetical] Do you play, Poker, gentlemen?
- Charlie Hume: [serious] I don't think that's the way to settle this.