- Lou Grant: When did this place stop making milkbottles?
- Paul Policzinski: Heh, 'bout three years after the people stopped using 'em.
- Lou Grant: [Lou is auctioning off all of his aunt's stuff] Eh, would you like the car, Margie, and the clocks?
- Margie McIntyre: Oh, Lou, of course I would!
- Lou Grant: Then I'd like you to have them. I hope you outbid everyone.
- Billie Newman: I'll read Lou's story when it's my business to read Lou's story.
- Joe Rossi: But it's such a hoot. He writes that old bare-bones wire service style: "Dateline: Goshen".
- Billie Newman: Hey, the guy hasn't written anything since about 1959, give him a break.
- Joe Rossi: Oh, I love it, really, it's cute.
- Len Holland: Ray Hoyt, the eh, banker, who's dressed like a banker, he's done nothing but doodle all over the proposal Paul gave him. I'm not sure he's still awake.