Fred Jenkins: I believe good is contagious and I spread that message through my work.
Charlie Hume: Dad... you were a successful businessman for over thirty years. I've never known you to do anything dishonest. Why would you steal five wallets?
Rupert Hume: I had a quota to meet.
Charlie Hume: Quota?
Rupert Hume: Five wallets a day. It's a challenge.
Lou Grant: You're sure looking spry.
Rupert Hume: Spry?
Lou Grant: Yeah.
Rupert Hume: That's a word you use for old men. Never hear them call a young person 'spry'.
Lou Grant: How 'bout 'frisky'?
Rupert Hume: Don't feel that good.
Rupert Hume: What did he call you?
Rupert Hume: Well why would you let anybody call you that?
Animal: I don't like my real name.
Rupert Hume: What is it?
Rupert Hume: Well, that's not so bad. Mine's Rupert!