- Robert Dennehy: [about a pretty blond crossing the street] What do you think, dancer?
- Dave Tynan: Hmmm... stewardess.
- Robert Dennehy: No, violates F.A.A rules. Turns sideways, she'd unbalance the plane.
- Dave Tynan: So just how much backup do you think I could get if all the other officers knew I was gay?
- Lou Grant: Are you gonna tell me that today the...
- Dave Tynan: [interrupting] Look, Lou, today's cops hate gays and gays hate cops and the public isn't crazy about cops or gays.